Usually the Smells We Smell on the Bus are, How Do You Say…Ball-Like, But Not Today
Chewy!
Today on the bus, the girl next to me had the most glorious smell. You’ll never guess what it was. Give up? Lemonade Bubblicious. What’s more, she wasn’t chewing gum at all. I swear it was her natural scent. Whoever gave birth to this gummy little pixie, I thank you.
Maybe this is part of a new initiative by the Washington Metropolitan Area Transit Authority to replace the buses normal smells — you know, barf, boogers, ham — with the smell of treats from yesteryear. I’m hoping War Heads will be next.
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