Christmas Is Getting Creepy
As I mentioned yesterday, Christmas is just getting weird. People are dead, my mom is crying, and now…there’s this…
SANTA? Whaaaaaat?
This is the new Santa…oh excuse me CLAUS…according to this stupid phone.
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, PALM CENTRO?
The commercials are creepy as hell. Claus is…hip and skinny and going to some fucking party or something. And this transformation is a result of him getting a Palm Centro. And he has a facebook page? With over 1,000 “fans?” Who…are these people? Why are they fans of this abomination?
Here is what a few of his “fans” have to say…
“The new Claus is stylin’ & profilin’.. forget about JT.. you’re bringin’ sexy back!”
“The tunes are BAAAAAD ASSSSSSS Santa…keep that shit-a-crackin! I’m gonna listen to it at work and drown out all that old lame Christmas stuff that everyone listens to.”
Badass? Oh you mean awful?
“Claus!!! Long time no see. Hey how’s Mrs. Claus? Is she around or did she kick it, not being quite as immortal as you are? The ladies are wanting to know if you are SIN-Gle!!!! ~ I’m on the Nice List today but it’s oh so much more fun to be Naughty!”
Are these people, like, the actor’s friends, or something? Because I see no other reason to support this guy. But there is even something more amazing happening..CLAUS responds!
“Amy – let’s make that dinette set happen.Just text CLAUS to 242242″
And again here…
“Let’s make it happen Miguel. text me your wish.Just text CLAUS to 242242″
Just for the hell of it, let’s check out some more pictures.
This is a "fan pic." I'm not sure what that means but YIKES.
Another "fan pic"
Is this for real? What if I had children? How am I suppose to explain this shit to them? Is this guy gonna bring presents or some coke and a few hookers down the chimney instead? I JUST DON’T KNOW.
Ulises Farinas said,
December 21, 2008 at 5:00 pm
This is a pretty funny blog. I read all the posts. I only found it because i typed in “santa centro creepy” and found this. I wanted to know if anyone was as freaked out as i was. Anywho, i’m a cartoonist. Nice to meet you.
Doug said,
January 2, 2009 at 6:29 am
You really think creepy claus is bringing coke and hookers? More like poppers and gay porn…